Election's Joke

Joke 1

Get Najib, Mongol missing.
Get judges, truth missing.
Get Khir Toyo, masjids missing.
Get Lingam tapes, memory missing.
Get Samy, saham missing.
Get Ali Rustam, pigs missing.
Get Zainudin, info missing.
Get Khairy, samseng missing.
Get hishamuddin, hang tuah keris missing.
Get Soi Lek, Viagra missing.
Get Ka Ting, do nothing.
Get Badawi, he is sleeping!

Joke 2

Four Malaysian surgeons were discussing work.

Surgeon 1: I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside them is numbered.
Surgeon 2: Librarians are the easiest. When you open them up, all their organs are arranged alphabetically.
Surgeon 3: I prefer to operate on electricians. Their organs are colour-coded.
Surgeon 4: You are all wrong. BN politicians are the easiest! They are heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable!

Joke 3

Nak puasa tengok anak BULAN
Nak raya pun tengok anak BULAN
Nak gaji kena tunggu akhir BULAN
Nak bersalin kena tunggu cukup BULAN
Badawi pun belanja berjuta hantar Muszaphar ke BULAN
Semua hal mesti ada BULAN
Tak cukup BULAN tak sempurna hidup
Bak kata P Ramlee, ”Engkau laksana BULAN”
Takde pula P Ramlee nyanyi ”Engkau laksana Dacing!”